SHIVA FOR PRESIDENT!

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The Shiva Manifesto

Gross national happiness will replace gross national product.

Austerity will give way to generosity.

Fiscal policy will be replaced by frisbee policy.

There will be free dog chews for everyone.

International dog days will take place globally.

All dogs will have a loving home.

There will be dog parks in every community and green spaces to roam.

There will be free pooper scoopers for everyone.

Every school will have a dog. Students will learn about pack leadership, teamwork and calm, assertive energy and above responsibility in caring for another creature.

Canine companionship programmes will be introduced to end human loneliness and isolation, relieve stress and depression, increase general fitness and decrease obesity.

There will be free flea spray for everyone.

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